you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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