Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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