There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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