Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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