I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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