My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
COCAINE IS GR8
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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