You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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