eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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