Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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