hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I am one with the molecules
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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