We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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