Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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