Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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