It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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