fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
