Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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