its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and you said cock pushups were impossible
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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