So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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