# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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