After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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