Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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