He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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