I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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