Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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