I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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