Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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