I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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