She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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