Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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