oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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