Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
