im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
