sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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