I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have already put on my inside pants.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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