You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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