ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Life is so much better after having sex.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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