You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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