What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So many bounce houses so little time
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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