VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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