How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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