An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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