that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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