Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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