ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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