how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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