i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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