she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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