Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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