Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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