I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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