Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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