Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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