morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
3 2 1 whiskey
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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