What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Still dying that you shit outside
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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