There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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