just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The feeling are messing with the penis
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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