Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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